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Hammer N' Nail 

There are three guys. One is the board, one the hammer, and one the nail. The nail gets in between the board and hammer, and the hammer shoves his dick into the nail so hard, it causes the nail to then enter the board with his dick. Thus, hammering the nail into the board.
"Man, when Ricky said he wanted to Hammer N' Nail, I didn't think I would be the nail!"
Hammer N' Nail by DuckMeAndLuck January 9, 2017

hammer head 

Hammer head is someone who uses heroin and shoots up a lot, or likes to chase the dragon.
person 1: hey wanna buy some smack?
person 2: nah mate i'm not a hammer head
hammer head by calais kid November 17, 2009

Hammer Tits

Very very very very large breasts, that you could fit an enitre hammer inside.
HT for short
Tyler: Man did you see those Hammer Tits!
JD: Yea you could probable fit two hammers in those babys!!
Hammer Tits by JD+TR=HT December 15, 2009

Hammer Time

Hammer Time, a minute every day dedicated to awesomeness. The official time of Hammer Time has been set by the internet community to 11:42 AM.
"What time is it?" says Bill
"Umm, 11:42." says person with watch.
"HAMMER TIME!!1!" says teh newfags.

hammer down

A drinking call which must be heeded. When some yells this phrase, everyone within earshot of the visionary who initiated the call must finish their beverage of a delicious and alcoholic nature.
Sal yelled "hammer down" and we all finished our drinks. Unfortunately he was drinking straight whiskey, so later on he crapped on my rug and wiped his ass with my shorts.
hammer down by Wonder Weasel August 23, 2006

hammer gloves 

Describing when someone is about to do something gnarly, a great feat. usually relating to skateboarding, or other extreme sports manuevers. see also hammers
"Oh, man, joey put on his hammer gloves and totally back lipped that 12"
hammer gloves by shawn March 9, 2004