gerrymander

verb- (to) waste time doing meaningless, unproductive things.

mother: stop trying to gerrymander your way through high school; you'll end up needing to save your sinking Titanic, which i am not going to help you do.

son: Can't i just relax after school, and then go and do homework?

by Sexydimma September 1, 2013

gerrymandering

Doing nothing productive, jerking off

"Damnit Corey, stop gerrymandering and give us a hand here."

by UCB-Brett February 21, 2004

gerry

Short for geriatric – a term relating to senior citizens and a sometimes offensive term meaning very old or too old to be useful or taken seriously.

Normally used to bust someone’s balls who really is just a couple of years older than you. Contextually similar to Alice and can be interchangeably with old fart, and grandpa

Quit being such a freaking Gerry, you aren’t going to break a hip.

by finnadat May 24, 2004

gerry

Gay cherry.

Gay1: Will you pop my gerry?

Gay2: Sure!

by EthanUTA September 19, 2010

genricist

A genricist is a person who discriminates against certain genres of music for being "jaded" or "unworthy" to listen to. This can be compared to a racist.

Shes a genricist because Country in her mind is not music.

by e-Infinity November 7, 2006

Dirty Gerry

Gerry is generally a nice bloke to people who think they know him , Gerry is misunderstood apparently , Gerry also has a secret , he likes to send multiple unsolicited dic pics to multiple women and makes ladies ill , Gerry is also desperate and will do anything for attention and validation.
Please Don’t be a dirty Gerry

Girl : unsolicited dic pic , ewww no one likes a dirty Gerry

by Cowardlyscot July 16, 2019

Gery

When you get paranoid from the littlest thing; another term for a bitch. Can also be used as a term for a snitch, or someone who cheats away your money.

Paul: I Drank way too many 5 Hour Energys, call 911!

Chad: Calm down dude, don't gery man!

Dev: Yo dude, that guy just geryed me out of my weed man.

Dan: Dude, go pop his tires!

by Danknezz March 11, 2010