gert

Refering to the "shit" as far as marijuana goes. This is the stuff you want your sack to be: "The gert"

Man, that shit is so good, that is the gert!

by nigga May 20, 2003

Gert Smulders

Gert Smulders, also known as sikke van der veer, was a elderly pornagraphic actor from Denmark. He has starred in many famous pornos such as "Old and Young." He tends to be having sexual intercourse with younger woman. His broken English and terrible acting really sets him apart from the other elderly porn stars.

"Man I watched some of Gert Smulders porn last night, jeez, I was terrified yet laughing my ass off."

by Victim of a Filthy Tandberg August 5, 2016

gert

A cigarette, and I came up with it. Short for cigert. Which is short for cigarette. Which means little cigar. I don't know what cigar means.

Lemme bum a gert, nigga.

by Justin September 20, 2004

St. Gertrude's

A school whose sole purpose is to keep all the ugly-ass girls out of public school so guys don't have to look at them.

Dirty Gertie: n., a hoe, slut and/or tramp

by Gertsdirt January 27, 2005

gert

newly forming eyebrows

i had by eybrows waxed but a weet later i had gerts

by Joe Summers February 3, 2003

gertjan

A crappy car that has been payd for much too much. U have reason to call a car a gertjan when within a month, the sell price of the car is half the amount of whats paid for it.

Damn i really regret buying this old police car, its such a gertjan. =(

by bombaclap March 7, 2008

Gert

A grenade, especially one used in a video game

Damn... son, I just got gerted!

by Crapshooter August 5, 2003