Fail-tality

When someone fails and it has painful or near death results.

Man falls from high roof because it had snow on it and nearly broke his neck FAIL-TALITY

by Buzzworthington January 17, 2009

Fail Ops

Fail Ops(Flops) is a parody name derived from the video game Black Ops presumably for its failure to deliver to expectations and just being riddled with bugs and other things that make it not enjoyable to play.

1.)
Kid 1: Dude, I got this sick double feed in Black Ops yesterday.
Kid2: Wow, you still play Flops? Trade that shit in for MW2, man.
2.) OMG, Black Ops is such a fail. It's full of lag, the hit detection sucks, the snipers are useless, and the matchmaking is horrid. They should just rename it to Fail Ops and Failarch.

by JesusisyoursaviorX April 14, 2011

fail couple

a couple where the girl is asian and the guy is anything but asian (typically white).

fuck that fail couple over there. that white guy just with her for sex.

by Aliassss March 23, 2010

FAIL FUK

When you fail so hard you should really go screw yourself and leave everyone alone.

So this dude asked me for $50 so I told him to go FAIL FUK himself.

by KlumzyyKiddy August 25, 2009

Fail-graphic Memory

Someone who is able to read a paragraph of a book/text and recite it at any time using Fail-graphic Memory, thus whilst it is awesome, they are incapable utilizing the information in real life situations. Making them utterly useless.

Similar to: Photographic Memory

Michael: Hey man remember that long 'arse' paragraph on physics that allowed us to change the molecular format of gravity?
John: Sure! *recites said paragraph*.
Michael: Ah, fuck i dont understand that, since your remmeber it, use it.
John: I don't know how, due to my lack of ability to employ the said information to real life problems. I suffer from Fail-graphic Memory.

by TotallyHAM October 17, 2009

Fail Week

When a person has at least 3 bad days in a 5-day work week or 4 bad days within a 7-day period.

"I need a drink; this has been a huge fail week for me." or "It's only Tuesday, but I want call Fail Week on this one already."

by J Ali March 7, 2010

Fail and blabber check

**Those with dyslexia are excused from this**
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.

2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.

3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.

Definition #1: "Ehloo!, ai lighkke tu sepll rong.!"

Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."

Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."

Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.

by iLoveNature June 1, 2010