Disasteroid

An asteroid large enough to destroy some or all life on earth, were it to actually *hit* the earth.

We just had a near miss, a disasteroid bigger than the one that killed the dinosaurs passed between the earth and the moon yesterday!

by Jerome March 18, 2004

disastrous

A disaster of a certain magnitude in a sense. Can be used in the upmost dire situations. Relative to oneself usually in a sense

A Disastrous weather event, “life throws you a curveball”.

by Lolz for dayz August 15, 2019

disasterbate

To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.

- OMFG! He disasterbated himself!
- One time, at band camp, I disasterbated so hard that...

by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004

master blaster of disaster

a huge injection of drugs that a person shouldnt have probably attempted in the first place

he didnt know the fucking stregnth of the dope,but he wanted to get off on the first shot to begin with.so he threw some coke with the least amount of water possible,drew it up and proceeded with what was going to be the master blaster of disaster of all time.he took the all time train ride where he couldnt hear a mothafucking thing except that howling train.when i walked into the room his face was ghost white and he was drooling profusely.he couldnt even speak for 5 minutes his eyes were rolling in his fucking head.

by Guy Williams July 27, 2006

Dishwashers

two dudes who slack off and do nothing every day and listen to rap music and put in chews.

"Ricky and Jon," Mr. Aurandt screamed, "you two are the biggest dishwashers ever!"

by DW#1 December 21, 2006

disaster mocker

Someone, usually with the first name of Brandon, who mocks disaster victims focusing on flood victims.

Brandon - HaHa that guy died in a flood.

Jeremy - Hey it isn't cool to be a disaster mocker.

Brandon - HaHa some guy died in a mudslide.

Lance - Stop being ignorant about the consequenses of disasters. 6 people die ever 4 decades in floods. That is one persone every 2,439 days.

Brandon - Stop being a flood worrier.

Scott C. - This is no joking matter, my goat died in a flood.

Brandon - Goat roper.

by utes499 June 13, 2011

dishwasher

One who's full of potential but fucks up as in the movie "The Dragon"

"You can go to school or take out that chinese ho cause I always need a good dishwasher" The chinese lady talking to Bruce Lee

by de DAI yos February 8, 2004