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max-ditz

To assume the most simple, brainless, ditzy attitude and manner possible in order to gain a real OR psychological advantage in some social, commercial or legal interaction.
Lovely lawyer Llyshelle needed to get the vexatious, soon-to-be-ex wife to open up how she married JUST for his vast wealth, so she went max-ditz with a high blonde wig, trampy clothing and makeup to lull the wife into thinking she was a loser of a lawyer. Llyshelle had her screaming her life-sucking wedding plans within 5 minutes.
by You rReal Name March 26, 2020
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GEE Ditz

Rather cool way for dudes who poopies in their pants from time to time as a form of a joke or prank. The end of the day it's for a good laugh with the boys.

GEE as in "OH *G*JEEZ-E" DITZ (D-ITZ) as in like Oops I've made a ditzy mistake "?

It's entirety remains unknown. However, it was popular in the western ny region which soon spread to the app "Tik tok" with a trend of people defecting their pants while in public and then proceeding to tell the closest *stranger* that they made A "Gee Ditz". To my knowledge it has been a NYS trend for some years now. However, due to the boom of the social media sites it Is finally spreading to other states/areas. Even as far as California where someone was the first one to bring it to the app about 2 weeks ago!! Believed to be originated at the copperhead establishment in Batavia, NY ( LOCATED BETWEEN ROCHESTER AND BUFFALO )as far back as 2015 but is now just recently gaining traction due to the almost TikTok famous content creator (who can not be named) and his crew of other content creators. Although the current trend has had some creators upset due to account violations for showing even a spec of the defecation the trend still continues to grow and grow on a daily basis!!
"Gee ditz right here right now at the bar and the both of us will give you 25 dollars each!!!"

"Yo Gee ditz tomorrow at school and we will give you our cookies from the lunch that you love"

"Did you see the Gee ditz video on tik tok this afternoon it was hilarious "

"Bro if you don't "Gee ditz" tomorrow in the break room you have to give me my 10 dollars back and the bag"
by Shy boy_shy boy December 31, 2021
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puta deita-te

portuguese expression for when you find yourself in an unexpected or somewhat frustrating situation
you are driving and the light turns from green to red

"oh puta deita-te"
by rdmf95 March 25, 2022
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Calvin Dietz

Calvin Dietz invented sitting, don’t look that up
by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022
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Delusional ditzball

This is a term to refer to someone who is completely nuts, ditzy, and has no real sense of reality. Whether they are mentally ill or not, this is the term to use!
Am I a delusional ditzball for thinking he’s 🏳️ 🌈 after all?

My delusional ditzball coworker thinks that bureaucracy doesn’t exist in higher education!
by LingDanc803 December 14, 2022
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Jake Dietz

1.When you're looking out your window and watching kids at a birthday party

2. Asking someone weird personal questions
"Bro you are Jake Dietz right now staring out your window like that"
"What the Jake Dietz are you asking me I'm not telling you what bus number my bus is"
by CheifLarge March 2, 2023
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The Dertz

Can be known as the Dertz, mcdertz, or mcDirties. A slang term for McDonalds in Southern Minnesota (Possibly other areas too)
Bro 1.) Aye, bro! Where you headed?

Bro 2.) shit man, I’m kinda stoned and hungry. I might fly through the Dertz
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