COVID Cockblock

The quarantines interference in getting you laid.

Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.

Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.

- we were COVID cockblocked :(

by JosieRock May 21, 2020

Raunch Covidian

Raunch Covidian

An individual that develops a an unhealthy and obsessive porn addiction during their Covid-19 lockdown.

My roommate and I spent a month I. Quarantine so far. We are now raunch covidians and we might be gay now too.

While I am now a raunch covidian, porn hub will see me though this kungflu.

Raunch covidian

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Covid Cootie-cross

when someone approaching you crosses the street to avoid contagion

Karla was walking and talking to mom on her cell and noticed a dude who crossed to the other side. "OMG mama this guy just did a Covid Cootie-cross on me!"

by Uncle Joosie April 22, 2020

COVID Beard

An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Did you guys see Garrett yesterday on that zoom chat? His COVID beard was repulsive.

by DRJAY April 23, 2020

Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

Covidacles

The Greek god of drinking too much during a pandemic.

After six weeks of drinking every day during a pandemic John pronounced himself to be divine and from that moment forward his family was to refer to him as “Covidacles”.

by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020

covid cluster

A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.

I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!

by Tluv777 August 31, 2020