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clarinut

An intense devotee of the clarinet and its music. You'll almost always hear a clarinut noodling around with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's "Concerto For Clarinet and Orchestra in A Major" before he/she starts practicing scales!
Joe Pappas is a real clarinut! You oughtta listen to him play that run at the beginning of George Gershwin's "Rhapsody In Blue"---he polishes it off like he's born to it!
by pentozali March 4, 2009
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Charing

means "ok.. Not!!" or "joke". A Filipino gay lingo thats is used to take back someting that you said.
Sebie: im the best! I swear... CHARING!!

Gared: yea its true! you are!!
by yagami8 November 21, 2010
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Clarinetiquette

The art of practicing the clarinet without disturbing your neighbors.
The doofas upstairs played that fucking licorice stick all day and all night ... shitty clarinetiquette!
by TasteMonger November 17, 2017
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Bass Clarinetist

They seem all nice and friendly when in reality they want to beat your ass until you're black and blue. don't call it a saxophone or say anything closely related to a saxophone. They also get ignored by the band director constantly and are often missed when they have to play their part with the tubas. as consequence to the ban director, they do not play, they do not speak, they don't even finger. and they will only be recognized when they are not there that day.
"Tubas and bass clarinets play your part."
"The Bass Clarinet(s) isn't here sir."
"oh."
then he goes onto mark said bass clarinetist absent 30 minutes into the class.
by MissGuts January 5, 2022
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Satan's Clarinet

A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.
Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
by c-rain-yurr March 28, 2011
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Clairing

To kiss only without tongues, under all conditions, without exception.
She was sad because he insisted on Clairing when they kissed. All she wanted was a little bit of tongue.

Person 1: 'Have you ever kissed Norman?'
Person 2: 'No'
Person 1: 'Well you won't get any tongue if you do, he is very committed to Clairing'
by H-bear Rizzle April 16, 2014
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Clarifiquestion

To ask a question to clarify a specific piece of information.
I just have a clarifiquestion about the information we just went over.
by Kcull October 23, 2014
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