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A penis, schlong, dick, cock, skin flute, flesh stick, weiner, etc.
Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.

Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
by c-rain-yurr March 11, 2011
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