Carpet F-bomb

Overuse of the word "fuck" or "fucking" in your speech.

Member1: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS FUCKING BANNED ME FOR NO REASON YOU STUPID FUCKS! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM!
Member2: Well, the carpet F-bombing you just pulled sealed the deal.

by Cheesy January 2, 2007

CarpetJacking

The act of standing in front of a recently-used red carpet backdrop and having someone take your photograph, usually in an effort to appear distinguished or likeable.

Originally posted at johnmayer.com by JOHN MAYER AT 07:59 PM FROM AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS

Scotty and Tony were caught CarpetJacking in Amsterdam.

by Newport Girl November 6, 2008

Carpet kush

weed that has been dropped on the floor of a car, and is then smoked at another time

pot head 1: Dude, i wanna get high but i dont have any money

pot head 2: dude, look on the floor of my car, there might be some carpet kush we could smoke

by budboy420 May 10, 2011

Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

carpet frog

A fart. Passing flatulence.

“Jack’s been passing carpet frogs all morning after those beans...”

by KingSingh January 22, 2018

calperto

A bad ass motherfucker with a massive shlong

Brandon: Hey looks it’s my man Calperto!
Bryce: Oh shit what a savage.
Tanner: I wish I could be like him.
Brandon: Yeah, but you never will.

by Calpertos nigga May 21, 2018

Carpet jerking

Jerking off in someone else’s room

Stop carpet jerking and get the fuck outta my room

by Ayurpjurp May 28, 2019