by The game you lost :] May 19, 2009
Wanna go to California?
by thespified February 22, 2005
A state where the girls are hot but bitchy, expensive housing, reserved individuals who make an excuse not to socialize, and plagued with high taxes, and turn signals are taken for granted.
Morgan: How would you describe California?
Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?
Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.
Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?
Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.
by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019
by ChickenCutlet4U July 06, 2011
California is a state full of dumbass popular kids and high schoolers. They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), pretend to be all "swaggy," etc.
There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.
I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.
The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!
Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.
There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.
I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.
The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!
Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.
by dangnuggets November 03, 2016
cociane
by rachel June 22, 2003
by 420dankboi420 March 08, 2018