literary blueballs

When a novel or series is anticlimactic, or gets really good and then just stops. A technique employed by author's to hold the readers attention, only to leave them unsatisfied.

In J.K. Rowling's series "Harry Potter", the reader experiences much suspense and excitement in books 1-6, only to experience literary blueballs with her unsasitfying epilogue.

by SnugBug August 1, 2010

bluey

A pornographic film; usually a video.

British usage.

That bluey I watched last night got me so horny and hot that I had to jerk off twice.

My Brit girlfriend asked me if I wanted to watch a bluey with her. I said, "what's a bluey?" "Well this one is called 'Prom Queen'."

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

blueberry

1) Certain plants related to heathers and azaleas, or their small dark fruit.
2) In the drug subculture, potent cannabis with a bluish tinge.
3) In "World of Warcraft," either a voidwalker demon (originally) or a draenei.

1) Blueberries grow in the mountains.
2) My roommate was smoking blueberry and gave me a contact high.
3) I told the warlock to let the blueberry tank, and the shaman thought that I was talking about him!

by Qit el-Remel March 20, 2008

Blueberry

The code name for a hot/good looking guy

"Blueberry...BLUEBERRY"
"WHERE!?"
"Straight ahead"
"Omg he is such a blueberry"

by Potatoesarebae222 September 17, 2016

blueberry muffin

The penis after an anal cream pie. From the blueish green tint to the substance.

After doing her in the ass, she gobbled on the blueberry muffin.

by kintatatsu November 23, 2010

blueberry pie

Simply the greatest creation ever created by those who creatively create. I love pie, and it loves me back. It's all good.

All your pie are belong to me.

by Cowzilla, Pie lover extraordinare April 25, 2005

blueberry muffin

It happens every May. You come back from school only to find your female friends from high school getting fatter and fatter. The term blueberry muffin describes a girl who, despite meeting that description, continues to wear the same clothes she did in high school. If you haven't made the connection between the girl and the muffin, take a look at the part of the muffin which flops over the wrapper.
-From Collegehumor.com

Jamie has turned into a blueberry muffin, but I would still cover her in my frosting.

by Akbar42 August 6, 2004