blitz

Phrase coined from the show How I Met Your Mother.

The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.

Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.

Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.

The curse of the Blitz is passed on to Ted and the next morning he realizes he missed something.

Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?

Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!

by morgz1 January 2, 2012

Blitzered

A cross between blitzed (stoned) and obliterated (drunk).

Those dabs and beers got me blitzered.

I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.

by DabHatterLabs October 22, 2013

Betzay

An outgoing, intelligent, independent,unique person:; and she's type ride or die chick (she's loyal) she can be a bitch when you piss her off or when she's on her days. She's chill and tuff to deal with the moment she says no its a no. She very selfish whatever belongs to her. She is type fighter she will tell you straight up how she feels. She very jealous at points. Other wise she can be loving,caring,funny&&& sexy (very very very sexy) she has a lot of friends and a lot of haters. She is tuff and not scared of nobody or anything. She is a beautiful girl who will change a guys life with her love

She turned out to be a Betzay, just perfect

by Betzay luna June 18, 2017

Blitz My Krieg

When Papa Russia is hitting you from behind and Germany screams Danzig or war!

"Give me all your land," says Germany.
"Please don't blitz my krieg," says Poland.

by Bob Ross, Expert of NMS September 4, 2017

betzaila

The most beautiful and important girl in your life she is cute, funny, sexy, and the most happiest girl you will ever meet

Did you see betzaila is the most beautiful girl I seen

by Fornite March 7, 2018

bentzed

Entering a situation or conversation and having it derailed by a strange character of the opposite sex.

I tried to go to the party but I got bentzed walking in. Had to turn around bro. Give me 5.

by Aleeysun May 22, 2018

blitz-nutzed

Absolutely wasted drunk on purpose

It was such a bad week at work that the ladies in the office decided to go out for margaritas with the intent of getting blitz-nutzed.

by Rand-o Calrissian August 20, 2018