Boston Artistic 

Autistic- As derived from the regional pronunciation of the North Eastern United States (Most predominantly in the areas surrounding Southern Boston) in which the letter "R" when preceded by an "A" is often unpronounced and replaced with the sound "Ah" such as car (Cah), bar (Bah) and in this case Artistic (Ah-tistic).

Mary O'Boston: You should meet Tommy, he is wicked autistic.
Danielle California: Oh I am so sorry to hear that!
Mary O'Boston: Me too, he will nevah make any money at it.
Danielle California: Wait... Autistic or Boston artistic?

Boston Artistic by RedimusSixpence January 19, 2011

artistic

Being artsy or having the ability to create art in the form of paintings, songs, dance, ect.

The painter is very artistic and created a beautiful mural.

artistic by smartlady April 5, 2007

Artistic Constipation 

When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block

Jake: I want to write a song but I can't think of anything
John: Oh, you have artistic constipation

Artistic Constipation by GiantMidget94 May 22, 2010

Artistic

Someone who is very creative. Just by looking at them or hearing the name you know that that person is as artistic as they come.

That is an artistic sculpture. The sculpture is made of all these different things and then all the parts come together to make a perfect, artistic sculpture.

Artistic by mintgreen101 June 14, 2018

Autisthicc 

A mentally challenged hoe with a phat ass.

"A: shayquila is abit mentally challenged don't you think?

B:Yeah but she has a thicc booty tho.

A: Yeah she is autisthicc."

Autisthicc by THICCSnek June 5, 2017

Artistic Queef Splatter 

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.

Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter

Artistic Queef Splatter by Kahlia Zahin Queef Sloth IV July 1, 2008

Autostic

1. A word in which to describe when ones phone is being a complete spastic; or ones inability to work a touchscreen.

2. Having a throwing motion so bad it leads to cancer of the soul

"no I didnt misspell my phone is just autostic"

For halloween, Tim Tebow tried to throw some candy to some children, only for it to end up in the hands of Chris Houston, due to him being an autostic quarterback

Autostic by the real freaken johnno November 7, 2011