assdick

Contraction or shorthand for the more common phrase, "dicking (someone) up the ass." Anal sex, male or female. Can be used as a noun or a verb, see below.

"Did anyone here assdick last night?" "How many guys did you assdick last weekend, Fred?"

Verb: "I assdicked that cutie in the barroom bathroom, he was SOOO hot..."

by Joseph E. November 6, 2004

assdick

a person who is being a ass dick

damn dude he was being a assdick

by dustinthepunk September 3, 2007

Assface

A name given to Brittany when she does something retarded

When you have an asschin.

God, you're such an assface!

Hey, you have an assface!

by Your Ugly Ass Momma February 23, 2005

assbite

A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.

"Dude, Your such a fucking assbite."

by EvilPanda December 19, 2003

Assfish

1. An unfortunately-named type of fish. Has, interestingly, the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of any vertebrate, this being perhaps the reason it's called the assfish.

2. (Informal) Imaginative alternative to calling someone an idiot or stupidhead.

I like assfish. They swim in the deep ocean and turn into weird gelatinous messes when brought to the surface!

It didn't take long for it to come out that all of us thought Michael is the biggest assfish we've ever had the displeasure of encountering

by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017

AssFace

The Greek saying for a strong face of an ass

Look at the assface over there. He thinks he's so cool!

by Melissa19 February 26, 2006

assdick

A scarcely documented and extremely rare medical condition in which the afflicted actually suffers from a dick hanging out of his or her ass.

Ross was born with such an enormous assdick that it looks like he is always wearing a diaper with ten pounds of doo doo in it.

by smeg nog October 20, 2008