EvilPanda's definitions

masturcoholism

When a person spends more of their free time masturbating and drinking alcoholic bevereages than any other hobby or activity they are defined as being a 'masturcoholist'.

John's constant visits to pornhub combined with his drinking habits really makes me think that he suffers from masturcoholism.

by Evilpanda January 31, 2014

assbite

A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.

"Dude, Your such a fucking assbite."

by EvilPanda December 19, 2003