stripper dick 

more commonly known as a half chub, stripper dick is when you only get kind of hard. you know you have it when your dick is still kind of limp but you still can't pee.

I got stripper dick during that lap dance

climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick

he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out

stripper dick by the real digger nick May 22, 2011

m'dick

An abbreviation for "My Dick". The opposite of "Your Dick".

All tha hoes be all up on me, they be jocking m'dick.

m'dick by wordman55 August 27, 2012

Fruit Dick

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick before getting head as a cheap alternative to flavored condoms, then after the blow job, hold your penis wrapped in fruit roll-up against her cheek, leaving a tatoo from the Fruit roll up on her cheek.

Ex. Johnny:Dude, I fruit dicked the fuck outta Wendy the other day bro!
Abel:What was the image?
Johnny:Just Shaggy from scooby doo.
Abel: I really wanna try that dude.
Johnny: U should. Its a great experience.

Fruit Dick by jedigrandmaster15 February 12, 2015

National Dick slap day

On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.

Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.

National Dick slap day by Big nasty 69 May 25, 2018

Nigger Dick 

Chocolate sausage

Whores love nigger dick

Nigger Dick by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

Fishing For Dick 

When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.

Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"

Fishing For Dick by Inspectah October 21, 2010

I'm as serious as dick cancer 

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.

Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!

I'm as serious as dick cancer by Hankscolts November 13, 2011