CAT scale 

A spectrum used to rate women incrementally using detriments rather than an integer inside a domain. A 1 on the CAT scale means the girl has something in her life or demeanor that warrants a negative perception equal to that of owning 1 cat (as owning a cat is obviously an easily measurable detriment to somebody's desirability). For instance, a girl being medically obese would be about 4 cats. Nobody would want to date a girl with 4 cats.

"EW Emily can't squat 225?! That's easily a 3 on the CAT scale"
"She asked me my zodiac sign right away. 2 cats right off the bat!"

CAT scale by Rousate July 12, 2022

Cat Soup 

The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.

Also known as eating pussy.

My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.

Cat Soup by Vanhatti July 12, 2022

Cat Hands 

People who can't touch anything hot, who are extra sensitive to hot things. (A phrase used in Japan, as far as I know).

Foe example, when someone can't hold a hot cup of tea without a tissue (or something else to cover the cup) and usually waits till it cools down, one can use this phase "so-and-so person has cat hands".

Cat Hands by Theiaa July 22, 2022

Cat shyt 

Worthless men.

Your a peice of cat shyt!

Cat shyt by bitchplz5150 August 11, 2022

cat scratches 

used by someone referring to small ‘non-serious’ cat-like self harm cuts

“are those sh cuts?”

“oh yeah, but they’re only cat scratches”

cat scratches by limpbizzz49 August 24, 2022

cat emojis 

the stupid meaning is a private part, like wth that is not the meaning of a cat emoji
the real meaning depends on the cat emoji, the laughing one is just a cat version of the laughing emoji
the happy cat emoji means that you are happy or you are happy for someone
etc.

example of using cat emojis
Jimmy: "look at this funny cat meme"
"insert funny cat meme here"
Josh: "LOL thats so funny "cat emoji" "

cat emojis by captainmanticore September 8, 2022

Cat Out 

To leave Kool as a Cat

This party is mid , I'm gonna cat out.

Cat Out by Sickboy September 17, 2022