Definitions by Rousate
CAT scale
A spectrum used to rate women incrementally using detriments rather than an integer inside a domain. A 1 on the CAT scale means the girl has something in her life or demeanor that warrants a negative perception equal to that of owning 1 cat (as owning a cat is obviously an easily measurable detriment to somebody's desirability). For instance, a girl being medically obese would be about 4 cats. Nobody would want to date a girl with 4 cats.
Horny ESP
A special type of hack which places a tracer and a box in your vision over any entities which happen to be exhibiting unusually high horny levels. Can be used to detect all sorts of things, from other humans to the H2FA.
H2FA
A mythic tripple-shlonged creature known as the "Horny Frik Frik Alien." Looks like the alien from the old movie Signs but it has three shlongs and is slightly taller. It is extremely fast, and it runs like the cop dude in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. It uses its shlongs for its deadly Tripple-Shlonged Attack, which is executed while it is airborne. The Tripple-Shlonged Attack sends all three of its shlongs (very enlarged, each one dark and a few feet thick) with very high velocity towards its opponents. It can destroy bricks with its attack, making it a very deadly creature. It hides in cornfields and closets at 3:00 am.