Definitions by Rousate

CAT scale 

A spectrum used to rate women incrementally using detriments rather than an integer inside a domain. A 1 on the CAT scale means the girl has something in her life or demeanor that warrants a negative perception equal to that of owning 1 cat (as owning a cat is obviously an easily measurable detriment to somebody's desirability). For instance, a girl being medically obese would be about 4 cats. Nobody would want to date a girl with 4 cats.

"EW Emily can't squat 225?! That's easily a 3 on the CAT scale"
"She asked me my zodiac sign right away. 2 cats right off the bat!"

CAT scale by Rousate July 12, 2022

Horny ESP 

A special type of hack which places a tracer and a box in your vision over any entities which happen to be exhibiting unusually high horny levels. Can be used to detect all sorts of things, from other humans to the H2FA.

Okay, we're entering the cornfield. Turn your Horny ESP hacks on guys!

Woah there's 20 Horny ESP signatures in this party! Must be pre-teens.

Horny ESP by Rousate October 7, 2021

Bands 

A way to say "money" as stack of 100 dollar bills is held together using a band. Often used in the streets, the bay, or the hood. "A hundred bands" if often referenced by rappers, meaning $10,000.

Yuh yuh yuh I gotta hunnid bands in ma' cah

Dayum bro look at all deez bands yuh yuh

Bands by Rousate June 24, 2021

Amongbus 

Another way to say Among Us (very sussy amongbus game). Just sounds crisper tbh.

"When the sussy amongbus impostor is sussy = true"

Amongbus by Rousate May 17, 2021

Proggers

Another way of saying "poggers" (the epic gamer version of "Awesome") but with an R before the o. Sounds a bit more crisp. (ie, "pretty poggers" or "pretty proggers")

"This tea is pretty proggers huh mate?"

"The proggers principle said we can totally do it"

Proggers by Rousate May 17, 2021

H2FA 

A mythic tripple-shlonged creature known as the "Horny Frik Frik Alien." Looks like the alien from the old movie Signs but it has three shlongs and is slightly taller. It is extremely fast, and it runs like the cop dude in Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. It uses its shlongs for its deadly Tripple-Shlonged Attack, which is executed while it is airborne. The Tripple-Shlonged Attack sends all three of its shlongs (very enlarged, each one dark and a few feet thick) with very high velocity towards its opponents. It can destroy bricks with its attack, making it a very deadly creature. It hides in cornfields and closets at 3:00 am.

"Run! The H2FA is hiding in these corn fields!"
"I knew I was in trouble when my Horny ESP hacks gave me a tracer from inside the closet"

H2FA by Rousate May 2, 2021