self eating watermelon 

A process or organization with little value or function other than to support its own existence. Similar to a self licking ice-cream cone (see spinnish )

The Orlando Expressway Authority's advertising budget just goes to prove what a self eating watermelon it's become

self eating watermelon by jondrew December 13, 2010

oral eatout 

Literally, to eat someone out, but instead of eating out a pussy, you eat out another mouth. One thing is that the tongue does not orgasm, so you have to lap up the salivic liquids by yourself.

Harrison and Charlotte performed an oral eatout on each other and sucked each other's tongues. They had a whole salivic exchange.

oral eatout by Babies porn August 27, 2013

Weed Eater 

The new solution to the equation 2 + 2.

Robot #1: “What is the solution to the equation 2 + 2?”

Robot #2: “I don’t know. What does 2 + 2 equal?”

Robot #1: thinking mode intensifies

Robot #1: “WEED EATER.”

Larry the Cucumber: “Now THAT’S funny!”

Weed Eater by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021

Brodie Eating Carrots 

A truly superior being who consumes only carrots in the holiest manor. We as humans do not deserve to be amongst him.

Did you pay homage to Brodie eating carrots?
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.

Brodie Eating Carrots by Shygvy March 15, 2022

face like a bulldog eating custard 

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

face like a bulldog eating custard by shortsite January 10, 2009

Face like a half eaten hamburger 

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

Face like a half eaten hamburger by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

The Loathsome Dung Eater 

The Loathsome Dung Eater is an NPC in Elden Ring. The Loathsome Dung Eater is a fellow Tarnished who occupies a corpse ridden room in the Roundtable Hold.

The spirit of The Loathsome Dung Eater can be summoned for aid in battle by using Dung Eater Puppet Ashes. The Loathsome Dung Eater is also available as an NPC Summon when facing Mogh the Omen and Morgott the Omen King. Progress in his questline and release him to be able to unlock his summon sign. He may also be encountered as an NPC Invader.

"I am The Loathsome Dung Eater! A scourge upon the living!"

The Loathsome Dung Eater by The Loathsome Dung Eater April 21, 2022