Social Passport

noun: the opening at the end of the alimentary canal, often referred to as the anus

Kiss my Social Passport

by Sarcastic Scouser May 26, 2021

Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.

Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."

by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021

Social media

Multiple apps/websites like, twitter (daily dose of cancellation), Instagram (daily dose of photoshop) youtube, (daily dose of getting banned for no reason) Facebook (daily does of parents) Snapchat (daily dose of filter) tik tok (daily dose of cringe)

Do you have social media

Be more specific dumbass

by Spxdes August 20, 2021

Socialism

Shen a select group of people that are in charge because they used the initiation of force to brutalize people into submission pretend to know things they could never know or understand, or trick stupid people into voting them into power.

Socialism suck because it doesn't work in reality.

by Objectivityiskey September 2, 2021

social castration

the methodical removal of dissent and masculinity from public discourse via feminine-based terms of service (anti-hate speech guidelines) and feminine policy (diversity, equity, inclusion), enacted by other users

When women call me an incel for saying women would rather date a good looking guy instead of an ugly guy, this is social castration.

by saintsundere August 31, 2024

Social Clumping

A social clumping refers to people's tendency to clump in groups. This may be tied back to our evolution, in which staying in groups or tribes was necessary for survival.

"It's so weird Gavin, every morning you and your friends make a clump! I've decided to call it social clumping"

"Oh my goodness Vivian you're so right as always!"

by vcgardenia November 21, 2024

Social Gunpoint

A situation where someone manipulates social dynamics to force someone into compliance; using indirect means to make their request harder to refuse without appearing rude or unkind.

That woman really thought she could use her child to coerce me into handing her the baseball I've caught! I've been held at a social gunpoint!

by Shelly_ November 24, 2024