Passport 

The most useless thing in 2020

Daughter: Dad I haven't got my passport and our trip is in mid-March!
Dad: Darling, we can't even visit the neighbors

Passport by SaeedAM July 18, 2020

passport 

Document allowing the owner to travel abroad. Yes Americans, you can travel abroad and see the world without invading. There's some nic places out there. There are even nice people out there, even in France! Go on, give it a go.

Apologies to those Americans who own a passport. If you are one of these, and you have actually used your passport well WOOHOO!!! You are in a tiny minority of about 3% of Americans. Pat yourself on the back. I'm genuinely proud of you.

Like a little book with your picture in it. It will have your name and say that you are from America. I really think you might like it!

passport by yankeedoodlepoodle May 26, 2004

passport 

Identification you are forced to use to enter bars and concerts because you have previously lost your driver's license, work ID and old fake ID from college during drunken nights out.

"I have to find my passport so I can go out tonight."
"Dude, you need to stop getting so bombed and losing your ID's."

passport by Scores December 23, 2005

Passport 

A small Honda SUV from the early 2000's that wants to be a Jeep. It's not particularly good at offroading and it's not particularly good at driving in the city. It has terrible gas mileage.

Also, it's basically an Izuzu Rodeo with a different badge.

"Dude let's go mudding in my Honda Passport!"

"Why? Last time I had pull you out with my minivan."

Passport by LenisWenis October 27, 2017

Passport 

A small book that you are forced to carry with you abroad and are forced to renew every 5-10 years. For some countries you are forced to get a stupid document called a visa just to enter.

Dude 1: Hey man, we’re gonna leave for Algeria in a week.

Dude 2: I don’t think I can go bro.

Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: I need to renew my fucking passport and apply for a stupid visa

Passport by BigBoi0608 May 20, 2020

Passport 

A document that allows the holder to leave or enter their home country.

I need my passport to go to the airport.

Passport by InterstateDriver April 13, 2019

passport 

black mesa ID

"hey can i see your passport
"i don't have one"
"you should've brought it"

passport by cddddddddd June 27, 2023