mantastically sexalicious 

Not only to have a 10 on the Worcester Manometer, but also to have a physical resemblance of the gods, AKA to be so sexy that women and gay men just cannot help but want you, even without seeing you, just by feeling your presence (such as Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Sean Faris, John Adam, and NOTTTTT!!! Charles Lindbergh)

Betsy: Is Charles Lindbergh sexy?
Claire: Hmmm, well he is cute, but he's definitely not mantastically sexalicious. You would have to be aboslutely insane to think he was THAT good looking.
Betsy: Let's check the Worcester Manometer!
Claire: Okay!
(check Worcester Manometer)
Betsy: He came up as a 5?
Claire: Hmmm, well I guess he really ISN'T good looking...

(At a party...)
Candy: OMG! This party is so much fun!
Cookie: Yeah it is... (suddenly very alert, Cookie has stopped dancing and puts her hand slowly on Candy's shoulder) I've just cum. Is there someone at the door.
(They both whip around to see that Sean Faris has just entered. Upon realizing what has happened, they are both overcome by the strength of his sexiness and are unable to maintain conciousness, fainting in the middle of the room).
Father: (apparently slightly dizzy, speaking to Sean Faris) You're lucky I'm not gay, otherwise I wouldn't be able to handle that you are so mantastically sexalicious.

mantastically sexalicious by Bobby X. June 2, 2008

post-sextal 

The calm feeling one experiences after an amazing orgasm.

Derived from the medical term, post-ictal which is defined as the period that the brain recovers from the trauma of the seizure.

I was so post-sextal after Lisa blew me in the car that I almost swerved off the road.

post-sextal by ding dong01 June 24, 2009

Clique Sexuality Disorder 

abbreviated to C.S.D.

The phenomenon of being sexually attracted to all or many people within the same social/ friendship group, as opposed to specific individuals.

It’s not that I’m a whore . . . I have Clique Sexuality Disorder.

Clique Sexuality Disorder by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

sexuality terrorist 

People who go around forcing their sexuality onto others either directly through threats, intimidation, violence, bullying or through more subtle, indirect ways like denying you the right to marry, banning your sexuality legislatively or denying you benefits on expressions of your sexuality.
Such sexuality terrorists also tend to whine and charge allegations against their victims for extremism they indulge themselves in.

"god ! that luke is such a sexuality terrorist . He goes around forcing his sexuality on every gay student on the campus and then whines how its gays who are converting people into homosexuality"

sexuality terrorist by dudeforchange February 19, 2014

Suburban Sexuals 

The married couple that acts gay. Just as the word metro sexual is for men that act and look gay.

Brad and Jenn are such Suburban Sexuals, they are both wearing matching plaid shirts going to the Bed Bath and Beyond, then off to book club together.

Suburban Sexuals by Bobby F. May 16, 2008

sexually retarded 

One who is useless/bad in bed.

"I went home with some guy/girl last night. He/she was so brutal in bed, he/she was sexually retarded, I had to finish myself off!"

sexually retarded by Adunning February 2, 2008

Sexualist 

A certified scientist/practitioner devoted to the study of, and producing results in, the science, art, theory and practice of sex, sexualism and sexuality.

A Certified-Sexualist is an award conferred by The International Institute of Sexual Studies signifying that the recipient has satisfactorily completed the course. (7 years)

See also: Analist

They just graduated from The International Institute of Sexual Studies and is now a certified Sexualist.

Sexualist by A Sexualist November 2, 2010