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James Lucas 

A.K.A Fathead

If you come across one of these your in for a treat as James is one of the most interesting people you can meet. His head for starters is his main asset. Being about the size of a pumpkin or watermelon. He has a constant foul stench about him which consists on cigarettes blended with pizza to give off a most foul aroma that would make any man gasp for air. His hair is an entity of its own, being so greasy and foul that water seems to just flow off it leaving it perfectly dry. His skills with the opposite sex are below par as he doesn't know how to break off a relationship and only sticks with it for the pussy.
Guy: "Man my hair is so smelly and dirty cause i forgot to wash it yesterday."

Guy 2: "So your going for the James Lucas look are you?"
James Lucas by Anonymous April 19, 2005

james brown stains 

a wet sounding fart, or a shart
I just made me some James Brown stains.

James Vegas 

Amazing lead vocalist for the epic band Modern Day Escape. He saves lives with his amazing voice and he is the genius behind some of the best hardcore songs out there today.
"You know that James Vegas dude?"
"Yeah, he's amazing."
"He saved my life."
James Vegas by MDEAustralia January 18, 2013

James Hawkins 

A rainbow sparkly gay toad-sniffer ex-fiend who farts glittery toadstools on your good drugs
Don't be such a James Hawkins.

James Charles 

Lies and manipulates his fans

Goes after straight guys even tho he knows they are straight

loses 2m subscribers everyday
Is a disgrace to the sister Hood

Follow me on instagram cause why not @m.bxbyyy
Waiter: can I have your order
James Charles : I want you
Waiter :I'm sorry I’m straight

James : Call me daddy

Tati : James he’s straight

James : it doesn’t matter I’m a ‘celebrity

James Earl Jones (JEJ)

The act of fingering a female. From the Verizon slogan, let your fingers do the walking. Also known as yellow paging for the same reason.
JW said that Mandy he just met already let him James Earl Jones her.
James Earl Jones (JEJ) by GSS November 16, 2004