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Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.
"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"
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Pussy pink 

A light healthy looking pink.
These girls have Ruby red rot that's. Pussys supposed to b pink. Pussy pink not infected red.
Pussy pink by tha ONLY princess October 27, 2021

when the red is over the pink, go for the brown 

When a woman is menstruating, opt for anal intercourse with her.
Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.

2 in the pink 1 in the stink 

when you pleasure both holes, by putting out you index and middle fingers and those go in the snapper, then the pinky goes in the sphincter
aw, last night i gave my gf 2 in the pink and one in the stink

Real Men Wear Pink 

This phrase was first used as an excuse to wear pink. Some guys would wear pink then try to mock their non-pink wearing counterparts for not being comfortable with their masculinity and other such bs.

However, recently, it has become a way to support breast cancer awareness and research. During the month of October, men will wear pink on Fridays to support breast cancer awareness. The pink will often come in the form of a tie or lapel pin but could include almost any article of clothing. Its counter part, No Shave November, is also gaining steam as a way to raise cancer awareness.
Jack took part in Real Men Wear Pink in October to support breast cancer awareness. The next month, he took part in No Shave November to support testicular cancer awareness.

the pink spiders

The Pink Spiders, commonly abbreviated as TPS, is a power-pop/alternative band from Nashville, Tennessee.
They are no MTV fairy tale. There were times when they made starving artists look like the had it good.
Their music mixes 80's garage with modern alternative, plus several genre's in-between.
They have three albums
(The Pink Spiders) ... are taking over!
Hot Pink
Teenage Graffiti
and a new album coming: Sweat it Out

if you're a fan of any genre of rock, they are definitely a band worth checking out.
"young and wasted, look at me noww! i'm the king of california, straight from teneseee!"
"dude, what are you singing?"
"back to the middle, by The Pink Spiders"
the pink spiders by meganishizu October 5, 2007