Cat Nonce

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

Cat Nonce by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021

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Cat Snot

Another word for "cat piss" most commonly known as weed, made up by an aspiring want-to-be rapper, in his lyrics he put cat snot to rhyme with astronaut, but if anybody hears it, its basically to describe weed.

Jay : I'm wayy too gone off that cat snot
Liam : man- shit- same..

Cat Snot by sketchedastrobunnieh December 16, 2021

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Cats • Catherine • catfish • cathy • Catalina • cate • catch-22 • catboy • catholic • catty

Cat fight

A cat fight is when two ginger cats stand up next to each other lock arms and do the Irish jig while jerking forwards and hissing to their new born kitties.

"hey I've just had kitties let's cat fight"
"Your on"

Cat fight by Saddadonafan December 27, 2021

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Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader

Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.

Cat Father by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021