I Suwannee

the Southern Hospitality vernacular phrase for "I Swear" because bless their hearts they don't put up with no cussin, down here ya'll!

Oh those damn yankees, I Suwannee!

I Suwannee by south african penguins June 30, 2010

I will fuck you with a rake

An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE"

I will fuck you with a rake by Muhammad Hassan October 1, 2008

I'll be dipped in shit 

Redneck or hillbilly surprise. My dad used to say it when he was surprised!

Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.

My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!

I'll be dipped in shit by Scrappydoodle February 3, 2009

i will 

When you say you will but everyone knows you don't want to or doesn't care about the situation

Mom: "CLEAN THE DISHES"
You: " ugh I will!"

i will by Urbandictionarysmartestfacts November 21, 2016

I am legend

1. A kickass movie with Will Smith.

2. In Call of Duty 4, when one holds a live frag grenade in one's hand and charges at the enemy in an attempt to kill both oneself and the opposing soldier(s) in the blast. (does not work with flashbang or smoke grenades)

I was about to knife that noob for a 10-kill streak, but he fucking pulled an "I am legend" before I could kill him.

I am legend by JJ3672 January 11, 2008

i cant 

A saying that means "i cannot handle this" or, "wow". A saying that shows disblelief.

girl 1 "that skinny girl was all like 'omg im so fat' "
girl 2 " (rolls eyes) i cant"

example 2
jan "did you see her facebook status? she wrote about how she's so hot and everyone wants her"
karen "ugh i cant bro"

i cant by ican December 10, 2010

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene by Autohaulic August 9, 2008