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A Loser at Life

This is a person who meets the following criteria-
1. 20s or older who lives and depends on parents for mostly everything (food, bills, car, insurance, housing...)
2. Doesn’t have a job or doesn’t make any money and receives money from parents and significant other (volunteers to play in a band for free)
3. MALE- That makes female to pay for dates...
4. On drugs for unexplained “mental conditions”

5. Breaks up with significant other all the time for unexplained reasons.
6. Cheats on significant other.

7. Plays video games all the time.

8. In college for a stupid degree (Jazz)
9. MALE- Dates a girl but has never met the girls parents
10. Gets tattoos of video games.

11. MALE- has long hair like a female
12. Does drugs
13. Has no aspirations to do anything great.
Man, my sister is dating A Loser at Life but so self conscious she can’t see it!
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livin tha life

livin it up not givin a fuck
nah gangsta i be livin tha life
livin tha life by Tyrell James October 31, 2004
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