The Oil Rig
The act of sticking it in someones ass after they have had exlax causing the shit to spray out like a geyser upon pulling out.
The Oil Rig by glassballs4u December 10, 2017
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The Ol' Nagasaki
When a rather large man puts his tip into a small woman's vaginal opening, jumps into the air, slams her against the bed, and thrusts his entire dick inside of her, practically balls deep. This usually ends in ruptured insides and loss of a partner.
"Hey, man, how was the date? Did you guys smash?"
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
The Ol' Nagasaki by MoistAndThrobbing April 21, 2018
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The ottoman
Folks prepare yourself. This sexual position involves a male and female who look each other dead in the eyes, and then the proceed to bend over bareassed. They have their butt cheeks touch, and continue to flatuate into each other’s rectums. Once someone finally shits, the not shitee, takes their big toe and rubs it into the shiters shit. It then goes back into the shitters shitter. You then lick your partners elbow.
The ottoman by Titty slappin hoes February 10, 2018
The other mexicans
EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
The other mexicans by Jean Michel Leflamme February 12, 2018
The Owain’s Kebab
When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.
The Owain’s Kebab by The Thrift Shoo February 15, 2018
The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle
When a man knowingly allows the woman to ride him during sexual intercourse even though he doesn't find it pleasurable, so that she can arrive at climax multiple times before he finishes. Thus making him look like a sexual god.
Tod: How did your date with Stacy go, John?
John: Used The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle to make her love me. She wants to see me again tonight.
Tod: Right on man.
John: Used The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle to make her love me. She wants to see me again tonight.
Tod: Right on man.
The Ol' Saigon Bamboozle by Duke Dankenstien May 8, 2018