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When a fatass kebab-eating cunt is shagging his bird and he thinks about food, gets hungry and thinks her clit is a kebab. He then proceeds to bit it vigorously until she bleeds and drinks it.
Guy 1: Yo, I gave my bird The Owain’s Kebab last night
Guy 2: Fucking virgin
by The Thrift Shoo February 15, 2018
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