brown baggin bandit 

When a male fingers his own asshole with a paper bag

I caught Eddie being the brown baggin bandit the other night.

brown baggin bandit by scrotum pierce October 15, 2003

Brown Towel 

Masturbation, in which your result ends up on a towel, preferrably brown in color, for visual purposes.

Who's leaving these brown towels in the bathroom?

Don't Brown Towel in there!

Brown Towel by spongedick December 6, 2009

Brown Tigers 

A gang that hangs out by the stairs at Kempner High School
Lead by Adam "the white boy"
Head chef: Ferhan Moton

PERSON 1: Oh no we'd better watch out for that gang the Brown Tigers and their white friend Adam
PERSON 2: Yeah I heard they bake a mean cake!

Brown Tigers by William Nichols and Fauzia Zavary April 27, 2006

brown eye 

when a person poops in to someones eye and they go blind

he can't see me, he got brown eyed

brown eye by harry ballsonya April 8, 2005

Brown Sock

An action taken to increase body heat in which Party A inserts their entire foot into the anus of Party B up to the ankle.

It was a cold night in Denver, so I brown socked Jill.

Brown Sock by Phatdaddy321 January 2, 2008

Brown Santa 

That's where you take a dump in a box, wrap it and put it under the tree. The best way to accomplish this to attend a Christmas party, bring a real gift and let every body know that it is yours so they will associate you with that gift. Then slip the Brown Santa under the tree without anybody watching.

This can be done at any party or celebration such as a birthday party or wedding, and with any inappropriate gift: vibrators, gay porn, roadkill and cremated remains.

You should have see the boss' face when he opened a Brown Santa.

Brown Santa by OldManD December 15, 2009

brown bag it 

another way of saying to rough it

if you're out camping someone asks do you wanna sleeping bag you reply nah i'll brown bag it

brown bag it by FatboyCJ September 9, 2008