brown bag it

1 When having sex with a really ugly girl you put a brown paper bag over her head to cover her ugliness. Often in reference to girls with a butter face
see also: paper bag it

guy 1: Man, she is so ugly...
guy 2: I'd brown bag it.

by Myke D. July 4, 2005

brown bag it

when you cover up beer or alchohol wiht a brown paper bag even thought its even more noticable

guy1:yo wanna go drinking tonite?
guy2:yea where?
guy1: idk lets just brown bag it

by stephh March 4, 2006

brown bag it

Having sex with someone who has a brown paper bag over their head.

A: Damn, that girl is so ugly. You still going to take her home?
B: Yeah, I'll just have to brown bag it.

by Anti-Climacus October 6, 2006

brown bag it

another way of saying to rough it

if you're out camping someone asks do you wanna sleeping bag you reply nah i'll brown bag it

by FatboyCJ July 29, 2006

Brown Bag

i.e. what happens to a butterface

- When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her.

1: "Dude, that chick is such a butterface"

2: "Yeah, i'd brown bag that sh*t though"

by Pri Money May 5, 2005

brown bagging

To drink an alcoholic beverage while is still in the brown bag supplied by the seller. Reasons to do this include, but are not limited to: discreet drinking, hiding of girly drinks to avoid embarrassment, to get more drunk than would be socially suggested (by hiding harder liquor), and to promote humor value of drinking. Can also suggest bringing alcohol to a party as to have an alternative to undesirable beer.

"Dude, I just got a keg of Natty for Saturday. You gonna come?" "Sure, but I'll be brown bagging it though."
"Hey, you brown bagging a Zima over there, or what?"

by TheWarden February 5, 2005

Brown Bagging

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

by tnt May 2, 2003