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Crayon Eater 

A derogatory term used to identify US Marines, often used by the other branches who feel inferior to mock their supposed stupidity.
Chair Force Guy: You serve?

Jarhead: Yes.

Chair Force Guy: What unit?

Jarhead: 2nd Tank Battalion, Iron Horse.

Chair Force Guy: Ah a Crayon Eater, that would explain why the little bus dropped you off earlier.
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pie-eater 

Person from Wigan.
Nothing to do with the large number of pies eaten in Wigan but to do with a miner's strike in the 1920's when all the pits in WIgan and Leigh went on strike. The Wiganers went back and broke the strike, the "Leythers" continued to strike and got better pay and conditions. Therefore the Wiganer's had to "eat humble pie"... so it's a term of abuse from Leythers to Wiganers. The hostility between the two towns stretches back hundreds of years to the civil war when Wigan was Royalists and Leigh were Parliamentarian and continues to this day.
"The 'pie-eaters' aren't as good a Super League these days"

"This will be the 'pie-eaters' last year in the Premiership"
pie-eater by Exiled Leyther April 22, 2007
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She A Eater 

She a thot that’s very known.
Person 1: That’s your girl ?
Person 2: Yeah Bro
Person 3: She A Eater Bro Straight thotty.
She A Eater by Yerdy June 6, 2018

eating the booty like groceries 

Eating the booty like groceries is when one person licks another person asshole as if they were eating a meal out of the anal cavity using only the tongue.
Jane told her friends "John was eating the booty like groceries."

Crayon-eaters 

People who main Titans in Destiny 2.
Guy 1: Yeah, I main Hunter in pvp
Guy 2: Hunters are pussies, Titans are way better
Guy 1: Fucking crayon-eaters, all they do is punch shit lmao
Crayon-eaters by whataboomer December 14, 2019

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers 

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Word of the Day on January 27, 2008

benefits of eating pineapple 

makes your pussy taste good as fuck.
girl: i just ate some pineapple

boy: damn can i taste it 🤤
girl: sure that’s the benefits of eating pineapple