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Guy 1: Yeah, I main Hunter in pvp
Guy 2: Hunters are pussies, Titans are way better
Guy 1: Fucking crayon-eaters, all they do is punch shit lmao

Crayon-eaters by whataboomer December 14, 2019

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Crayon Eater

A derogatory term used to identify US Marines, often used by the other branches who feel inferior to mock their supposed stupidity.

Chair Force Guy: You serve?

Jarhead: Yes.

Chair Force Guy: What unit?

Jarhead: 2nd Tank Battalion, Iron Horse.

Chair Force Guy: Ah a Crayon Eater, that would explain why the little bus dropped you off earlier.

Crayon Eater by MackDaddy69 May 8, 2019

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crayon eater

(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.

Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!

crayon eater by E wanting O August 12, 2011

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Crayon Eater

Nickname for a UK army cadet given to them as most, if not all, are idiots who do not understand that crayons are not food. Yes Jimmy this im talking about you, and i know it was just once but you still did it.

Look at that crayon eater over there. What a wierdo

Crayon Eater by Fjfjfjfhfjfhfjfhfh June 12, 2018

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Crayon eater

A titan from Destiny 2 who loves to sprint around destroying the crucible with his shotgun and anteus wards while eating crayons.

-Ada one's only fans leak is such a crayon eater.
-I think that he has 7000 kills on his felwinter's lie

Crayon eater by BruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruh. June 4, 2020

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Crayon Eater

A term used by Rhymestyle for Kid Buu in Dragon Ball Fighterz.
It is also used for any Kid Buu mains like Cloud805.

Guy 1: who do you main in fighterz?
Guy 2: Kid Buu
Guy 1: fucking crayon eater!

Crayon Eater by Itachi_Uchiha March 20, 2021

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Crayon Eater

A person who degen trades NFTs on the internet!

A person who eats crayons & gets rich!

I love to eat crayons; you can call me a crayon eater.

Crayon eaters are GMI; Luchi gives away all his trade secrets!

Those who trade together, eat crayons together. -Crayon Eaters

Crayon Eater by PrincessNFT February 28, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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