alex rodriguez 

An over paid baseball player on the Yankees where he is a perfect fit. Possible the worst fielding third baseman in the league, but I bet it would be hard to field with a needle in your arm. Well known for slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove and getting the shit beaten out of himself by Red Sox catcher Jason Varitek.

Also see:
steroids, pussy, ballslapper

Announcer: And another error by Rodriguez, that makes 300 on the season, and it looks like it shattered his needle too.

alex rodriguez by Red Sox rock September 1, 2005

Alex Wolff

A kid who's like 11 now and in the Naked Brothers Band. He wears doo rags, fake tattoos and has curly hair. He plays the drums and skateboards. He also hits on women who are like 24. He's gonna be a total player once he hits highschool.

"Dude, who's that curly haired little kid hitting on your girlfriend?"

"Oh, crap! Alex Wolff get away from my girlfriend! She's 11 years older than you man!"

Alex Wolff by Langenbrunner Baby 15 March 7, 2009

alex laid 

Something that will never ever happen

Has Alex gotten laid
Alex laid you so funny that will never happen

alex laid by Carly alexwontgetlaid October 3, 2013

alex bozzacco 

Alex Bozzacco is a bad ass also he gets all the girls he's very cool

Cool bad ass alex Bozzacco

alex bozzacco by Ryan hussy October 30, 2013

Alex Wit the Strap

When a real ass nigga walk through wit the strap.
AkA Alex dat real ass blood nigga

OH SHITT thought this was playing he tryna be Alex Wit the Strap.
Ight keep talkin head imma call Alex wit da strap

Alex Wit the Strap by Alex Wit Da Strap February 16, 2017

alex fish 

A strange person with a fake sounding British accent that has 0 chill. Alex Fish can usually be spotted laughing at the music teachers corny jokes or being roasted by his peers. He is a releative of Eugene and they can usually be spotted about who will wear the trench coat to school.

"Dude We were all roasting Alex Fish in science and in the middle of the roast he told us he way bi!"

alex fish by IGotAutism March 1, 2017

Alex Fierro 

A really good character from Rick Riordan's Magnus Chase series. Appears on the second book "Magnus Chase and the Hammer of Thor" . Genderfluid. Loki's child. Heterochromic ( has two different eye color).The best. Will cut your head. If you ship her with Magnus(the ship name is fierrochase, or beatrix, because malex gets confused with malec) , you will find a lot of potterey based fics.( There is not a lot of fics...)Call her " she" unless and untill she tells you.

Spoiler: People say FierroChase is cannon. I don't know. The 3th book is not tranlated to my main language and not sold in my country. Help me. I wanna read it.

Alex Fierro is the best.

Alex Fierro by 71kedi October 22, 2017