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man card 

A figurative card signifying a man's state of manhood/brohood. Can be revoked by other bros if bro code is breached. Once revoked, the bro losing the card loses all his rights to bro code for the longevity of the revocation. Man card can be restored if the man does something to make up for the crime against his bros (i.e. buy a round of beers/shots, pay for burritos at chipotle)
Bro 1: We had to revoke Jim's man card because he violated article 7 of the bro code.

Bro 2: Dude, what a dick! How long is it revoked?

Bro 1: For a month, or until he buys us a round of beers or shots or some burritos at chipotle!

(Bro 1 & Bro 2 proceed with a high five)
man card by imaman November 12, 2011
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Man Ranch 

a dressing made of human gland-ular secretion. Usually inticed to expellment by a person's sexual partner and then applies to various food items such as, but not limited to: Salads, vegetables, meat, poo, or eaten "on the rocks".
Jim gave his girlfriend a big load of MAN RANCH to go with that tossed salsd she was having. Where are the Ass Croutons? she wondered
Man Ranch by e-rips September 26, 2003

man-activated air bags

a slut bag ho who uses her tits to influence conversations to her benefit.
man-activated air bags by Anonymous December 12, 2002

Man-cabbage

a) a man whos had a labotomy
b) a real lazy fat bloke with a round hair cut
c) the best funky thrash band in the world
man cabbage rule man!!
yeah it was wierd he had a lobotomy and hes a proper man cabbage now
Man-cabbage by Man cabbage July 14, 2003

man baps 

large breasts on a man!!!!
OMG...that man has man baps!!!
man baps by Jonny Blackburn May 3, 2004

man slop 

man juice, cum, spooge, man milk etc...
Jeff's mom drank a jug of man slop at the orgy
man slop by oodee man May 17, 2004