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the wiggles

A wildly popular Australian musical group that targets toddlers, fashioned after The Monkees and H.R. Pufnstuff. The characters are played by attractive middle-aged men, which also appeals to the mothers of the toddlers. Often assumed as gay by those outside their target audience (the fact that their target audience is of an age that doesn't comprehend sexual orientation makes the issue irrelevant; however four of them are married with children - yet another facet that makes them attractive to moms).
Greg and Anthony Wiggle never go out into the audience during a Wiggles concert because they might cause a stampede of horny moms.

Although their songs have names such as "Rock-A-Bye Your Bear," and "Can You Point Your Fingers And Do The Twist," The Wiggles have produced some of the best contemporary pop music.
the wiggles by Eyris September 22, 2006

wiggle pigs 

n. A synonym for white ladies' breasts. Imagine two little pink piglets squirming and jiggling around. They might look like a pair of C- to D-cup tits.
Hey, baby, how about you lose that shirt and let me play with your wiggle pigs.
wiggle pigs by SkidMarkyMark April 30, 2010

pop your wigglies 

the climax of intercourse for a male and subsequent ejaculation
Better lay off that brass monkey so you can still pop your wigglies tonight.
pop your wigglies by Gram February 9, 2006

wiggling 

When a guy and a girl like each other a lot and they go off and either make out, have sex, hand jobs, or do anything sexual.
Mildred: "Miranda and Randy are totally wiggling right now."
Scott: "WHAT! I heard the same thing!"
Mildred: "The other day I saw them wiggling also."
wiggling by Randall Braddy December 19, 2007

Wiggle My Squiggle 

This phrase means "whatever excites you", "whatever make you tick", sometimes used as expressing "whatever sets off the penis".
<robot>hentai doesn't wiggle my squiggle
Wiggle My Squiggle by robot September 14, 2005

Wiggler 3000 

a magical dildo with the ability to make those over the age of 50 trying to cram junk up in it feel young again. it also makes anything it touches have that "new car smell"
-mrs. chown is rompin off on that wiggler 3000.
-man your minge is gettin a little fishey, stuff a wiggler up in it
Wiggler 3000 by the mur as himself January 13, 2009