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California Wet Walnut

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.
Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts
by The4house January 30, 2022
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Shaggy walnut

Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!
by Nuphagus April 12, 2020
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Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.
Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.
by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023
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Thick as a walnut

Absolutely thick and juicy like a walnut
Woah dude this dildo is thick as a walnut
by Jambone March 11, 2022
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Walnut Dust

The shimmery powder like form of semen once dried on defined abdominal muscles.

When semen has been ejaculated onto either partners torso and subsequently dried out on the defined abdominals (Walnuts) particularly after two torsos have smudged it between them, it then dries to a shimmery powdered dust like consistency.
His Walnut Dust caught her eye as it shimmered in the dim bedroom light.
by anonymous November 22, 2022
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Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket
Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.
by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016
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walnut

A person or persons who supports the building of a border wall between U.S. and Mexico to keep out illegal immigrants.
LISTEN TO THOSE WALNUTS OVER THERE CHANTING "BUILD THAT WALL"!
by pudge23 January 5, 2019
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