A lame-ass, pre-law-schoolin' white-boy who uses computer genius to make everyone else look like fucktards. He wears a fucked up argyle sweater and has glasses that can see through a brotha's soul. Cracker don't know shit about the streets. Like a Bill Gates kinda mothafucka, covered in vaginal discharge. Also known as a VCN.
Dude 1: What da fucks dat nigga doin?
Dude 2: Shit, that fuckstick's just a virtual cunt nugget.
Dude 1: Word, mothafucka, word.
Dude 2: Shit, that fuckstick's just a virtual cunt nugget.
Dude 1: Word, mothafucka, word.
by duncecapD February 12, 2009
Virtual family kingdom, was created in may 2008 because VMK closed and wanted to stop the crying of all the disappointed fans. Its not as good quality as VMK, and has alot of glitches. But hey, its better than losing all those friends!
Virtual family kingdom sucks, but its better than nothing!
by Crystal Seq June 25, 2008
An application yet to be made on a Iphone/Android phone which lets you have sex with a virtual monkey.
Guy: Have you downloaded virtual fuck monkey yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
Guy 2: Yeah, I love how you can virtually fuck a monkey.
by Strangefan July 04, 2011
Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.
John is into virtual mutual masterbation.
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
A girl who thinks she knows Jesus so well but only watches church online while falling asleep thinking abt Luka Garza.
by MrNutella13 March 22, 2021
A virtual sleep over (VSO) is when two people who want to sleep in the same bed but can’t due to any reason so they FaceTime (or video call through any platform) keeping the connection open all night.
Hey babe, I am sorry I am away on business in Ottawa Canada tonight but we can still have a virtual sleep over (VSO) and be close to each other that way.
by Woody17 February 15, 2020
Easy version: Dream simulator machine-brain interface
In depth: Simulates senses using nerve stimulations and retrieve information using deep brain scanning to make experiences interactable
In depth: Simulates senses using nerve stimulations and retrieve information using deep brain scanning to make experiences interactable
by skittito February 02, 2021