Schizophrenic

a person who smoked alot of weed and now is schizophrenic

pot smoker : i wonder where matt is he’s late for smoking some weed
schizophrenic : the horns are out to get me im not getting out this bed or im gonna die

by Know's Alot May 27, 2011

schiz

a scale. it's origins are the same as the word "hizzy" when refering to a house. i don't know.

i eye'd it out cause i left my schizzy at my bud's house.

by mothmonsterman November 5, 2004

schizo

Acting against someone by demanding from them (and/or suppressing them and/or pressuring them into something and/or hurting them), while ignoring reason, logic and their individual rights, freedoms.. They place their own ego, wants and feelings first and justify it with own fantasies fueled by fallacies and often having group pressure on their side (which does nothing to prove it just makes it more disruptive and threatening to disprove or stop it and less likely that people will believe the alternative - nazi propaganda style). (Some people in the group want the unfairness enforced, because they want to support it as a social norm or hide this case by normalizing it with numbers of people involved, so that they could later use it against someone too.)

Normies are more susceptible to this as it takes stupidity or ignorance, lack of awareness and self-awareness, lack of individual moral development (or some sort of mental limitation preventing it like sadism or psychopathy), then it's authority fallacy (arrogance) + bandwagon + groupthink and many others.

So I've been watching The Dead Zone - in S01E10 fear-driven shizo sheeple had tried to burn the new weird guy in town at the stake by slapping together made up evidence, fallacies and having a kangaroo court for the sake of stalling; and in S02E07 he's been kidnapped by schizos who'd convinced themselves with their fantasy reasons, that they will be rich from using this guy and making it into a movie, and that they won't get punished for it.

by veinsofgold April 30, 2021

Schizophrenic

that totally awesome album by JC Chasez. Absolutely amazing. Ok, so it's all about sex, sex, sex but it's just brilliant!

M: Have you listened to Schizo yet?
K: Um... no?
M: Well, get on it! You'll love it! I promise.

by magz September 20, 2005

schiz bits

and exclamation of frustration or suprise. a milder replacement of the 's' bomb.

You got and F. "Aw, schiz bits!!"

Someone put and icecube down your shirt. "Holy schiz bits!!!"

by demonlove April 18, 2009

Schizophrenocracy

Schizophrenocracy
Main Entry: schizo·phre·no·cracy
Pronunciation: skit-sə-ˈfrē-nə-krə-sē
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin
Date: 2010

1 : Government by the double minded
2 : a psychotic disorder characterized by the governing body's loss of contact with the electorate, noticeable by the deterioration in the level of functioning in everyday life, and by disintegration of personality expressed as disorder of feeling, thought (as delusions), perception (as hallucinations), and behavior —called also dementia praecox — compare paranoid schizophrenocracy.
3 : contradictory or antagonistic qualities or attitudes in a governing body.

Both parties…have exhibited schizophrenocratic behavior regarding the proposed legislation.

Some people in the U.S. say that we live in a Democracy. Some say we live in a representative republic. Actually, they are both wrong. We live in a schizophrenocracy.

by Antipartisan1 December 31, 2010

Schizoframic

1. A rare condition characterized by indecisiveness, an aversion to driving automobiles, leeriness, a devotion to Rococo colored hair, however, incarnadine coloration are rare. A distinct inability to appreciate or recognize sophiciated music.

Jenny were concerned, we have spoken to a psychlogist and we fear you may be schizoframic.

by Joe bonna August 18, 2012