schizophobia

A sexualized terror of property.

Schizophobia is the mind's fear of consciousness.

In female schizophrenics, it is a fear of one's own sexual desires.

by metawave July 30, 2020

schizophrenic template

A poorly organized web site full of insane ramblings, usually centered on the page, which change the color, font size, and capitalization of words at random. They often contain irrelevant links and pictures, page-long alt tags, and animated backgrounds. Such sites tend to be about religion, aliens, conspiracy theories, and dead babies.

These people all seem to be using a standard schizophrenic template.

by nameless five September 3, 2005

schizofriendia

the name for a condition in which the affected person spontaneously de-friends and then re-friends people on facebook (or myspace, etc). such people might also spontaneously delete their facebook (etc), and then re-activate it at random.

todd: "are you friends with rachel?"
frank: "i was last week, but i don't know, she's got schizofriendia."

by SVSconsultant December 27, 2010

Schizo-posting

The act of posting to one's self as though in conversation, for the purpose of increasing one's post count or for personal amusement.

Many online forums bestow ranks to contributing members which correlate to numerical milestones such as number of posts. A common strategy to increase one's post count is to respond to one's own posts.

"Of course he is a "Supreme forum member", he's mastered the art of schizo-posting."

by UanoKei April 27, 2010

Schizophrenia

ALSO now a weapon. You're welcome.

Hym " 'What happened to Dr. Charlatan? What changed?' Well, he started channeling the righteous indignation of the Demi-God Hym! Of course. Wielding 'The Peasant's One Truth' in one hand and weaponized Schizophrenia in the other, he metes out God's vengeance! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HOOOooo... We know one thing for sure: Don't learn how to think and don't tell the truth. Or the one true god will punish you for your unforgivable sin! Pffft!! Aahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022

Schizophonia

When after several months of the same ringtune, it becomes so familliar, you can hear it so vividly to the point where you answer your phone only to realize your phone didn't actually ring

Darryl - Hold on my phone is ringing
Ciaran - I don't hear anything
Darryl - No seriously where is my phone someone is trying to reach me
Ciaran - Dude you are suffering from schizophonia
Darryl - YEs...brb someone is phoning me again

by Jackywackywinky July 2, 2009

Schizophrenic

a person who smoked alot of weed and now is schizophrenic

pot smoker : i wonder where matt is he’s late for smoking some weed
schizophrenic : the horns are out to get me im not getting out this bed or im gonna die

by Know's Alot May 27, 2011