rofled

Pwned before believe to the fact where it actually hurts

player 1- wow 3 lvl 50's just ganked my 70 mage
Player 2- hhahaha dude u got rofled
Player 1- I KNO!

by Daginn November 30, 2007

Rolled on impact

1) To be a complete and utter prick and to regale near death stories in an attempt to gain poontang in a foreign country.

2) A phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.

Also see flaccid on impact

1) Prick: I jumped off a cliff this high once - I would have broken every bone in my body, but it was OK because I rolled on impact.
Lady friend: Really? Take me now!

2) Person 1: What if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?
Person 2: Oh, it'll be alright - we'll just roll on impact.

by klaus__ October 16, 2008

Corn Rolled

Another term for "pwning noobs"

"I just fucken Corn Rolled Kyle"

by Dave Elm September 19, 2008

Snicker Rolled

When a manager at your company sends you a seemingly serious email, but it's actually just a picture of a Snickers bar... because Snickers bars are delicious.

Dear <so-and-so>,

Could you please look over these accounting figures...

<giant picture of snickers bar>

HAHA! You got Snicker Rolled!

by LezTastic July 21, 2011

jack rowley

Sexy mother fucker, massive cock, best sex you’ll ever have! Also a decent guy.

Jack rowley is best used in my tight ass fanny

by Fannylicker2000hitmeupforsex April 23, 2018

Tootsie Rolled

Noun- Unknowingly having poop under your sheets when climbing into bed.

Or

Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.

Dude, I Tootsie Rolled that asshole, and it's a sloppy one.

by Papua New Guinea Pig August 13, 2011

steam rolled

having sex and doing a summersualte.

I Steam rolled that bitch.

by northside1456 November 19, 2007