Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

porcelain slammer

when a chick is throwing up bent over the toilet, the man comes up from behind her and throws it in-- hopefully causing the girl's head to slam into the back of the john.

dude, i caught my girlfriend booting last night, so i gave her the porcelain slammer.

by Markoo420 September 25, 2006

Pireland

The land where pirates come from.

Ahoy mates, you be from Pireland?

by Y! Dirty Bomb July 27, 2007

Priceless Rockstar

When Zach Price chooses the best energy drink in the world over you. ROCKSTAT ENERGY. Because no one can compare to a Rockstar Energy Drink.

Zach Price loves priceless rockstars. not you.

by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010

Parcelera

Primarily used by people from Puerto Rico referring to trailer trash whores.

1. A female who acts with no class.

2. A female who is in need of a good bitch slap.

3. The female version of 'Pookie' from New Jack City, "Rae" the character played by Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan or "Sha Na Na' from the TV Series "Martin".

1. I told that parcelera to back the f... off.

2. Wow, that bitch is a parcelera!

by LL - The Latin Lover December 19, 2010

porcelain

A toilet. Literally the material that many toilets are made out of.

Man, I just shit my brains out on the porcelain.
Excuse me, may I use the porcelain.

by joegvo January 10, 2008

parcelling

when your bored on the toilet and so you start texting people, telling them that your on can.

Texter1: Yo.

Texter2: Wassup?

Texter1: Nuthin'. Just parcellin'. Parcelling kicks ass.

by dumpsta July 2, 2009