night at the Oprah

A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.

The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.

by Dick Smiley January 2, 2011

Oprah audience

Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

by velvet67 July 31, 2009

modus operandi

A Latin expression, it basically means a style or way of working. May also be meant as having a certain routine in some cases. "Method of operation."

Louis "Gravelface" Nelson collects funds from the neighboring businesses between 3 and 5.

by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004

operation fucking disaster

AKA
Operation Blue Eyed Jesus
Operation Iraqi Freedom

Noun. A more accurate description of the Iraqi invasion. See: vietnam

Paul Wolfowitz is the mastermind behind Operation Fucking Disaster

by Caleb Grant July 12, 2005

Low Level Operator

1. Term used for those who are "too cool to obey rules"
2. Failure to achieve simple task

3. Acquires more than 3 FAILS per day
4. Operates at a very low low level

Mr. Miller: Alright class good day, don't forget tomorrow is our picture day, so wear your uniforms to school.

..next day..
Gilbert: Mr. Miller I forgot my uniform...
Mr. Miller: You are a Low Level Operator!

by Band101 February 22, 2011

Oprah Normal

Having surrendered all personal tastes and interests to the mediocre world of middle-American reality television, book clubs, and middle class consumerism. Implying someone is lacking any taste or sense of adventure beyond what is recommended on talkshows, women's magazines, and in shopping malls.

We visited the neighbors and their home was like walking into a furniture catalog. Man, they were so Oprah normal!

by Timbotron3000 May 30, 2006

oprah-tunity

Another word for opportunity, used mainly when you want to make something mushy and emotional.

Steve: My cat died.
Chuck: This is the perfect oprah-tunity to talk about when MY cat died.

by Geoff Girardin December 31, 2007