Millennial Woodstock

An event where hundreds of hipsters line up in front of Apple Stores all around the world to get the latest iDevice, most camping there for days. You're gonna meet some gentle people there.

This "happening", if you like, usually occurs every fall. It's a generational experience for Millennials - just like the original Woodstock was for Baby Boomers - and thus beyond the comprehension of previous generations.

By those attending, Android users are frowned upon just like Vietnam vets were back in the day and Steve Ballmer is hated as ferociously as LBJ once was.

- "Hey man, where's Alix? Haven't seen her in classes for a few days."
- "She's at the Millennial Woodstock".
- "Oh... I wish my mom would let me too. If I didn't tell her, I could leave today".

by Suntory BOSS September 18, 2014

Millenials

A generation that has gone through life without a single butt whipping for doing stupid crap, and think stupid crap is just another option.

Those millenials are protesting having to learn enough cursive to sign their name.

by Mozzastryl June 1, 2018

Millennial Drone

A millennial generation participant who acts and behaves similar to a Drone. Their behavior is distant, vacant, devoid of personality, the overall energy is reminiscent of a drone hovering off in the distance.

It was pretty remarkable after interacting with Kevin, very little eye contact, monotone voice, zero personality he's definitely a Millennial Drone.

by Hixxz68 May 10, 2019

millenium domes

Tits that look good from the outside, turn out to be nothing but fried eggs underneath the push up bra.

Check out the millenium domes on her.

by Garth August 4, 2004

Millennium School

A very sucky school for kids aged preschool to 5th grade. They say they create geniuses but really all they do is create hell for these children. If you are lucky to survive the school years without commiting suicide you are truely blessed

Mom: Honey it's time to go to Millennium School
Kid: No Mommy! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mom: Honey you have to go to Millennium School
Kid: But it sucks!
Mom: Well I don't care! Just brush your teeth and get it the damn car!
Kid: Fine!
*Kid walks to bathroom*
Kid: Hmmmm I rather die then go to Millennium School *grabs a gun and shoots himself!*

by anonymous123456789987456321236 September 1, 2012

Millennial lost boy

Someone who is technically a millennial but was too young to come of age in the 90's and too old to relate to Gen z, truly left to feel nostalgia over something he or she never experienced. He or she is truly lost.

"Danny don't know shit about tik tok, or shit about the 90's he's a millennial lost boy..."

by Nostalgia ned October 25, 2020

Blue-Haired Twitter Millennial

Fat, Blue-Haired Feminists who make the worst opinions of man kind, Are always rude to a selective type of person, ( Usually Men) And ruin any kind of mood-set for anyone, because of their bullshit accusations or comforting skills. They try repeatedly to put their own indifferences in things, but it never ends well.

Here Comes the Blue-Haired Twitter Millennials trying to make "Kill all Men" real

by nhjjooj February 9, 2022