Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mozzastryl

Woke

Arrogant and stupid due to being cloistered in an echo-chamber instead of reality.

My daughter went to college and got a liberal arts degree, and now she is woke, with no job.

Woke by Mozzastryl December 17, 2025

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That democrat and his wife did a fundraiser for Haiti relief efforts and then stole the money.

Democrat by Mozzastryl December 7, 2025

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Fact checkers reviewed this post and determined that corruption doesn't actually exist.

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The fact-checker removed my post because I said I had two dogs, and CNN didn't corroborate it.

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You have to tell your truth about how math is racist.

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A generation that has gone through life without a single butt whipping for doing stupid crap, and think stupid crap is just another option.

Those millenials are protesting having to learn enough cursive to sign their name.

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Someone who thinks they are responsible for their own happiness, and doesn't kill babies.

That republican didn't even kill that baby..what a Bible-thumper.

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