Masturhate

An action performed when you are very angry at and yet also extremely turned on by someone at the same time

That bitch Christina keyed my car, i’m gonna go masturhate to pics of her massive tits

by masturhatetome September 30, 2018

Masterbateur

A French wanker

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur

by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018

Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.

1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.

by Qwelp August 31, 2019

Masturhate.

A combination of hatred and masturbation, specifically someone who does this jerks off to the idea of someone else suffering a horrible fate.

There she goes again with more masturhate.

by MM132 September 6, 2019

Masturhate

when you hate something or someone so much you masturhate on them.

I hate my English teacher so I masturhated on her last night.

by corruptedminds365 July 22, 2020

Masterbate

The act of fucking ur hand raw that ur dad gets fucked by you because youre so horny you cum in ut dad

"these boys talk about masterbate but i need my ass ate."

by cumpusheriateurdadcumandgargle January 31, 2022

Mastertater

A sexless simpleton who subscribes to Andrew Tate

Do not respond to him he's a mastertater.

by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023