Lotion

Verb: The act of applying a skin moistening concoction.

Noun: lōsh, to lōsh

Barbara: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?"
Clementine: "I'm lotion, dumbass."
Barbara: "Well, when your done pass the lōsh over to me. My lady lips are dry AF."

by whichoneofuflatfootsstolemylol November 28, 2019

lotion brain

The superior term for smooth brain (idiot). A quirky new way to call your friends stupid.

He failed his drivers test because he ran over 5 elderly ladies during the exam. Very lotion brain of him.

by Sewpz February 27, 2020

lotion sleeve

1. a neoprene "holster" used to hold a bottle of moisturiser lotion. 2. A jerk-station utility that holds personal lubricant

Has anybody seen Bill's lotion sleeve?
Never touch another man's lotion sleeve.

by MosesI November 20, 2020

Lotionize

A shorter term for “putting lotion on”

“When my hands get dry, I lotionize my hands!”

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Lotica

Lotica is a passionate person who is resilient and positive. She has a “glass is half full” perspective on life and enjoys encouraging others to consider the same perspective. She loves her family and friends and often goes out of her way to support people because she can. She is trustworthy, caring and kind. She is organized and professional and carries herself like a lady from the show Bridgestone. She is fair and open minded but she will not tolerate people being rude or offensive. Stay in her good side or else...

Lotica just makes this look so easy! She’s flawless in her execution!

by Lotica January 15, 2021

Lotil

If someone has a lot and a little of something

That is a lotil friends in your circle

This is a lotil food

by Trippie t March 31, 2021

lotile

(noun)
When you're unsure if something is a little or a lot.

person 1: you made 2.4E-119 cool people in the world.
person 2: that's a lotile cool people 0:
person 1: that's...an unfathomable small amount.

by DaCloud May 18, 2021