Hungarian Smoothie

A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornography industry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).

The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.

by Sean Ward October 29, 2006

Hungarian Nacho

You fuck a chick from behind till her pussy juice covers your balls and then you shove a jalapeno up her ass until she shits and tops the nachos with a hefty amount of Hungarian Ass Chili.

Man this room smells like a Hungarian Nacho.

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

Dump Hunger

1. The hunger that sets in after taking a massive dump.

Me: Dude, I'm starved!
Dude: Thats the dump hunger, man!

by Ace of Deuce January 18, 2010

hungarians

The most attractive youth in the world who originate from the east-European country Hungary

Look at those Hungarians! I wanna tap that ;)

by hippsterrr1554 April 28, 2010

going Hungarian

To "go Hungarian" means to have sex with a female on her period. The phrase derives from the nonchalant attitude within Hungary towards having sex during menstruation.

"Hey man, are you sure you want to leave with that girl? I overhead some of her friends say she was on her period."

"No worries man. I'm totally going Hungarian on that bitch."

*bro-five*

by SeXxTiGeR411 June 29, 2011

Hungarian wet willie

When someone gives you a blowjob, then you fuck them in the ass, then stick you cock in their ear.

I gave her a Hungarian wet willie.

by Cummy worm December 20, 2010

Hungarian Handcuffs

When a male or female inserts one fist into a female's vagina and the other fist into her anus at the same time

"Look at how that stripper walks... she must have had the Hungarian Handcuffs last night"

by ajc929me August 22, 2011