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hit the poon and leave real soon 

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
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Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.
Hit the Backboard by jews69 March 20, 2016
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Hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels 

When a person is so (ugly) or has alot of marks on their face that their face looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels.......the hot nickels would leave disfiguring marks.
Yo man, she's so (ugly) that her face looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

His acne left his face so effed up that he looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

hit it, no rubber 

To have sex without a condom
Yo! I hit it, no rubber, last night!
hit it, no rubber by babygurlll374 December 23, 2017

hit the sack jack 

A term used to tell a person to do something or leave a certain place. This term was first developed when a super scientist changed the channel, which his grandson was watching, on the television.
Son: Hey! I'm watching TV!
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

Son: I don't know if i should ask her out Rick.
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

hit me up 

-a way of getting connections
-to demand for something
-to call
"You got a bag you can hit me up with?"
"Hit me up with that shit."
"Hit me up later tonite."
hit me up by Nicole February 16, 2004

hit a girl 

A not very common verb. yes it is an action, and is preformed in self-defense from a crazy bitch. I think the "you can't hit a girl rule is bullshit SOMETIMES" if a girl wants to fight you do it afterschool or when faculty or authority aren't looking.
But anyways i'm not gonna be an asshole and talk shit about girls, hahaha i bet some girls reading this already are getting mad and you can tell a guy like me wrote this ;)
It happens sometimes girls will piss you off guys so just ignore them, and eventually if they really piss you off then beat their ass....haha have fun!
THAT AT THE BOTTOM IS THE BEGINNING OF THE EXAMPLE
Davis went on the bus to get home from school, but when he sat down on his seat another girl sat on the other seat near him, this girl was named Jessika. then Jessika was talking about who are the hottest guys in the school. Davis liked getting involved and making friends, so he tried getting in the conversation. Jessika was a bitch but she just said "why are you starring do you like me?". Davis said "chill, i just want to talk with ya'll" Haha, davis acted cool and said your not gonna be cool with other people if you keep acting mean. Jessika said shut up, and he said ok. Moments later, on the way near the apartments he lives in, davis was looking at the window. While Jessika was being invited to a friend's home. They got off the bus with the other kids, and Davis got up and got out, meanwhile
Jessika said "MOVE!". then when he was heading home, Jessika said "you stank!! weirdo" Then he said shut the fuck up i dont want to talk to you" jessika got pissed and said fag ass!! and pushed him. davis said one day your gonna mess with the wrong fucking person! jessika slapped him. this sparked Davis's move he punched her. there was 10 people walking home with him, no falcuty or staff to stop the fight. all the kids of course immaturely said "OOOOO" and jessika got up to him and kicked him hard and puched him in the face" davis then punched her several times and pushed her very hard" by that time mostly evryone was recording this. jessika didnt give up she got up from the ground and punched him, and slapped him, and kicked him then davis was tired but he wasnt gonna lose, he punched her in the face 3 times and really damaged her eye and stomach. he kicked her ass literaly, and he pushed her to the ground he didnt give up he kept punching her in the face, afterward he won. got up and walked home, then by the time any aldults came to pick her up jessika had lost several tooths, friends, had 2 black eyes and was bleeding. SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED PEOPLE? yes, it is ok to "hit a girl" as long as its in self-defense because no one is gonna let a bitch slap you maybe at public places and at school.
hit a girl by kevinonurban March 12, 2011